I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
No idea, but I’m sure the waffle flavor was great!
Like my field or something?
How do you make a dead baby float? fuck it.
What's the difference between a dark horse and a favorite parrot? a favorite parrot has a long tail.
I have the breath of life...and a penis
I don't see the problem. I'm Muslim and I'm so want to eat pho so I can eat pork.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.