Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.