What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah
You said you were a nt.mod? i'm a mod and you're not allowed to be one.
My gpa's semblance is the temperature of the moon.
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?