I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? a milk dud!
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
I like my women like i like my whiskey... ...locked down in my basement
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah