I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
What do you call a person who steals a clock? a time stealt.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
Why do black people only have nightmares? because we killed the only one with a dream.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
