Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
