I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
I'm on it, but I'm not very good at it. I only manage to do 6-8 work weeks.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
You'll never convince me people have ponytail. people have ponyteeth.