Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What do you call a dinosaur with three eyes? doyouthinkhesaurus
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
