Tag: climate change
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
Why should you never trust atoms? they make up everything.
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.