What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
How do you make a horny american? shoot him in the middle of his face.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist!