Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
What's the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2017?
How did the blind guy die? he watched the monster
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
What do you call a donkey that doesn't fart? a dingo!
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
What's the difference between a white baby and a black guy? a white guy can't shoot guns.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
Why do they say i have simile problems in the nude? because it's too easy to get horny.
How does a pirate greet each other? cruz
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
Hey baby, are you a three ring circus? cause i want you to come all the way.
What do you call a baby in the womb? a breech baby.