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I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
I'm not a sniper, i'm just a shot with a longbow.
If i wanted to get a divorce in russia... ...i would fight a Russian at a russian
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.