I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
Hey, I'm not an expert, but I've been in the game for over half a year now.
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
