If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
What do you call a batman that skips church? christian bale
I like my women like i like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
So i was in a restaurant on the weekends... and i just ordered the wwii remote
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for his birthday? cancer.
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
I had to ban facebook it turns out i was too emotional.
