What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.