I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
I'm a vaudevillian. i try to stay out of sight when it comes to the other side.
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
I'm not your friend, buddy.