What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
What do you call a car made out of canadians? a klondike.
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
What do you call a mexican that lost his car? carlos