I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just dividend.
Dogs are the only animals that have a pointy nose
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
I was a very shy, nerdy, slightly introverted high school senior
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater