What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? a violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
I found out it's your turn to win a free ipad! Why not give us a try? I’m all eyes on you.
At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? the gun is louder.