I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
Dude, girl. I hate how you just blanked everyone
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I was wondering who it was that said "You are not a robot" I now have an answer
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
Why did the mexican man throw his wife out the window? tequila.
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
No, but I'm definitely interested.
What's another name for a black person? coprophile
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.