What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for his birthday? cancer.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
I don't know why people still want to wear diapers... ...now that i've had them off for a while.
What do you get when you cross a letter of the alphabet with some random element? an itchy finger
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
My girlfriend said she wants to experiment a bit in the bedroom. i'm like, nah
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
