How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
I like my women like i like my coffee i don't like coffee.
I was wondering what song - please tell me
I have been on Reddit since July, 2005.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
What do you call a batman that skips church? christian bale
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
