What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What do you call a guy who likes to watch tv and eat soap? a tunereater
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
What do you call a juror who acquits someone without a case? a verdict in the case.
Oh no, not the usual. I'm gonna be in a crazy place this summer.
If you don't like the way i drive then get off the hood of my car.