I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
Why does little finger always feel hungry? because he's a rasberry.
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
I'm not racist, i have several slaves. i'd like to teach you how to read.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
Like my field or something?
How does a pirate greet each other? cruz