I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
What did the mexican do after he lost his car? he sued it for $200 million
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
