I'm a great listener. ~ people i don't like talking to.
I see your iq test results just now. congratulations, you're over 9000!
I'm in the best shape of my life.... ever since i ate that chocolate cake.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
How do you circumcise a jewish virgin? kick the minotaur in the chin.
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
What do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasaurass