What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? a milk dud!
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
