How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
Yeah, in the movie he tried to kill himself but he was saved.
I blew 100 bucks in a vending machine. now i have $35 in student loans.
I'm pretty good at four things: 1) typing 2) typing 3) typing 4) typing
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
How do you tell if someone is vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you.
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
Don't let your children get sick of you. they'll grow out of it.
