Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
Do you guys know the greatest joke of all time?
Show us your favorite pair of shoes.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
What do you call a nun that only eats bones and not food? a roamin' catholic
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
