I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
You'll never know, it's just a matter of time.
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
I'm a night owl at night, but at 5AM I'm a morning person.
What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four
I was wondering what song - please tell me
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? you can't fish with a guitar
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters
You said you were a nt.mod? i'm a mod and you're not allowed to be one.