Tag: beer pong
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
What do you call a hairdresser with no clients? a nobody-thing!
How do you make a naked man feel important? paint him in a vest.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
I just want to say I’m sorry for what I’ve done. That’s a lot to ask, tho.
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
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