No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What is the most sensitive part of the body when revising thermostats? the ears.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
What is the best thing you have ever tasted?
I tried to eat a clock once. it was very time consuming
I'm 21 and haven't had a kiss yet
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
Women are like magnets. i like holding them in your hand and shaking them.
I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time said the malaysian shark.