I was here since last year. I’m happy to report it’s been a good time!
What did the scarecrow say to the bowler? are you making a mess?
What is the difference between a blonde and a hooker? the hooker makes money hand over fist
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
Haha, I think I am more into online games than physical
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
I think my brother is gay i don't know. i hope he's gay.
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
Somehow my dad managed to create a unique name for me. unclesody.
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
So do I. Then do I. Then do I. Now do I.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.