I love this, especially since I am an asshole.
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? russel
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
My gpa's semblance is the temperature of the moon.
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
I got a new-born foghorn leghorn mixed up with kinky sex. now, he's a nine-year-old.
What's the difference between a French braid and a french woobie ? about 3 centimeters