*falls off of gondolier* *plummets to the ground* *spoonful of champagne*
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
Iām a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
What did the ghost say to the dead body? you look very ditched.
What does a guy with five dicks wear on a day-to-day basis? condom.
What do you call a man who likes to drink? a moonshiner.
I always wanted a pet rottweiler. That is, until I found this comment.
