I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
What are the two saddest words you can say to a parrot? i don't know, you just parrot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
No, but I'm definitely interested.
I’m a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
Like my field or something?
I'm not a racist. racism is a crime. *crap, deleted my favorite joke*
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.