What do you call an asian who skips church? a christian bale
I'm a huge fan of 70s rock... it always brings me back.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to say hello from the other side
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
Why do you have a VA account?
I can't tell if it's because its commercials just seem weird or if it's just weird to watch adverts on YouTube.
My wife is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga
What do white girls and blondes have in common? they both get hit on by browns
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
A guy walks into a library... woops, wrong subreddit.
How do you start a race with a hobbit? toss a coin.