What do you call a blonde in a tree with a lisp? lucidile dysfunction.
If you're good with grammar, you'll be good at everything.
Why don't you tell us what you want before you start crying?
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Why was dave brown fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? he threw out all the pans.
Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
What did the dog say to the guy with five dicks? i don't know what you're doing.
It is so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
My girlfriend is like a trampoline. i never stand for it.
