What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
What do they call a black person flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I'm so glad i'm single you're so damn attractive
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
What do you call a dinosaur with tourette's syndrome. a doyouthinkhesaurus.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
What do you call a group of 12 obedient, well behaved dogs? organized crime
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
I love a good haiku :D
I was recently turned down for a job at a women's fashion house. I told them that I was a bit of a dashery man
