Have you seen the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? an epileptic.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dictator ha..ha..ha..
If you are in NYC and know it, send me a convo
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
What does a perverted frog say? no, why?
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
I'm not sure what I'm doing...
What do you call a man with one leg and no eyes? no leg. he's blind.
What do you call a snarky criminal walking down a dark alley? a wagga wagga
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
