What is a pedophiles favorite song? i dunno, its really hard for me to say.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
Iām a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
What do you call a woman with a lens? she who has husband.
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
What is a pirate's favorite letter? aarrg!
