Friends are like trees they fall down when you hit your head on their
Iām a super weirdo, let's just be friends.
Why did the vampire miss work? he was feeling a bit of a snooze.
How do you keep a brunette in suspense? tell her she's pregnant.
What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? there's 20 of them.
My wife just said i can stop masturbating i said that's it, i'm going to hit my cousin.
What do you call a mexican who has just lost his car? carlos
What's the difference between a french fry and an onion? i don't cry when i'm chopping up the french fry.
What do you call a screaming child molester? a pedophile
What did the bodybuilder say to his doctor before he ripped his pants? i need a whey.
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
I love a good haiku :D
