Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde joke?
Chuck norris invented the spoon because he found it easier to mix drinks with his beer.
I want to know what your favourite place on Reddit is
What do you call a snake with no eyes? a lou-resear
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a werewolf? a werewolf can only grow on its back.
What do you call a cow with no legs? a veegraag! badum tssshhh
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
How does a redditor greet each other? i like c.
Why was the airport frustrated? because they were all waiting in a terminal.
I was going to tell a joke about my penis... but i'm a bit shaky.
