That's gonna be so good! I know it's not, I'll have to see myself out.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
I'm not a racist! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What do you get when you cast a large boulder into the ocean? a clear view.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
I swear I read it as “The Wild,” but it’s really confusing. It sounds like a song title I would say.
What do you get when you mix a rock and a tree? arkansas
What is a cannibal's favorite meal? an 'ugly.'
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.