My old jokes are just like my punchlines.. old jokes die hard.
What's an insect's favorite ice cream flavor? pretty fern.
I guess you could say there's lots of us on reddit right now.
What do you call a cow that's lying to you about the weather? a milkshake.
I'm not racist because being racist is a crime. and vice versa.
I love my friend from school and he is amazing in bed.
Hmm I doubt it. I'm a girl, after all.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? pretty good.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
I'm thinking about going out with my wife... or at least, for pizza.
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.