Q: why can't a blonde dial 911? a: she can't find the eleven.
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
What do you get when you hang nt from the titanic? white water rafting.
I think that's a little extreme, but I like it. I like how it is Warlord overlord overlord overlord.
What do you call a baboon without any fingers? a pretty one!
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
I love a good haiku :D
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted.
What do you call a girl who watches kim kardashian? a baeist
What is a cannibal's favorite meal? an 'ugly.'
How did hitler like his mashed potatoes? just the best.
What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde kiss? the hair falling between the sheets
No, but it's not wrong to be wrong.
