Dogs are the only animals that have a pointy nose
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? because it was all in vein.
I'm not a racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
What do you call a catholic with a pointy beard? a roamin' catholic
No, but I'm definitely interested.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs being strangled? a rope thrower.
Why did the somali hate the french? because they were always eating from the same plates!
I'm sorry to hear that I really appreciate your kind words.
What do you call a demon that only eats m&ms? a demon-goose.
How does a redneck find a needle in a haystack? lucky, hes pretty handy.
Why can't you ever see a hippo in the bathroom? because it's too far out.
I was wondering what song - please tell me
So i went to a barber shop yesterday... ...and asked for a burn!