Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go! i'll be here all week, won't i?
What do you call a bird with a rudder on its head? a passer-by.
I have a coffee date with my fiancé tomorrow.
What do you call a prostitute with no legs? brothel less.
What did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells.
I'm not a fan of nascar... i think its too American.
Man walks into a bar... ...and he's all out of milk
I'm not a real person, but i know enough lies to get people killed.
My girlfriend says she's done masturbating all day. i couldn't be happier.
I saw a woman wearing camouflage pants the other day. i said, i really see your colors.
What do you call a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator.
What did the prawn say to the other prawn? could you please cut it open?