No matter how much i try to be positive, i'm always negative
I swear to god, i am completely fine after just having sex with her!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs!
What does a dingo call his girlfriend? nuthin' worries.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
What do you call a man who is very comfortable in his own skin? a hypeman
What is something that starts with f and ends with uck? fuck
How do you make a hormone? don't fuck her.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam
It's a thing for them. I'm glad it made you smile 😊
What's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench can support a family.
I got bit by a 2 legged dog last night. the vet said surgery is on the table.
Why didn't the blonde go to the strip club? because she didn't want to get fucked.
Why do white people have nightmares? because we just shot him.
If i knew how to fly i would. - banned from dior
