What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
Did you just have to go out of your way to do it?
How do you explain the french revolution to a chinese? with long words
Did you hear about the man who had 12 nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
What's the difference between your mom and a hooker? your mom only uses one.
At least it's not the type of repetitive, in-your-face harassment that made me so afraid.
Why did the woman bury her boyfriend in the garden? because he was dead.
Why do you have a VA account?
I'm not fluent in three languages i speak, and i can't read any of them.
I'm obsessed with writing thank you cards for weddings. i keep them for myself.
Wanna hear a joke that starts with a limb and ends with you?
Definitely. I'm not a huge sports fan but I've been watching a lot of games this week.
